Monkey Bites

Fate loves the fearless.
background by Maybe Tomrrow's Ashes.

Aug 21
This time next week I’ll be in Carolina. I can’t begin to explain how happy that makes me!
Aug 20
4 ears for the price of 3: quite a deal, i tell you what.
4 ears for the price of 3: quite a deal, i tell you what.
reunited!: the mini-corn fits back into the divot left in the main ear.
reunited!: the mini-corn fits back into the divot left in the main ear.
separated at birth: detached from the main ear, you can see where the mini-ear sprouted.
separated at birth: detached from the main ear, you can see where the mini-ear sprouted.
‘lil ear: it even has its own silk!
‘lil ear: it even has its own silk!
parasitic twin!: one of my ears of corn has a parasitic twin! after removing most of the husk i uncovered this, with a few layers more still covering the main ear.
parasitic twin!: one of my ears of corn has a parasitic twin! after removing most of the husk i uncovered this, with a few layers more still covering the main ear.
can you believe there is only one documented photobooth in all of Las Vegas? and it might not even exist anymore?

there’s also only one in Virginia, apparently. shameful.
Why am I tailgating a Maserati? This guy should be dusting me. RIDONK.
Aug 18

cutting teeth

Overhearing a number of my coworkers discussing their teething children and the subsequent sleep deprivation it’s causing them, I started to think that raising children before they begin devloping their speech must be like running the helpdesk in a small Cambodian airport.

We only fly to a few locations, only offer a few services, and if you’re not arriving then you’re departing. But I have no idea what you want or how to help you get it.

Also, I don’t speak Khmer. But if you blink once for yes, twice for no, and can point, we can prolly work this thing out.

Those Were The Days: No matter the year, my attitude about school clearly never changed. clockwise from top left: 1966, 1978, 1982, and 1994. (yearbook yourself.)
Those Were The Days: No matter the year, my attitude about school clearly never changed. clockwise from top left: 1966, 1978, 1982, and 1994. (yearbook yourself.)