Monkey Bites

CorporateMonkey: Anybody know the difference between a steam room and a sauna? Like, the purpose/...

Jul 1st

CorporateMonkey: @ the spa, casing the place. Oooooooh my! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jul 1st

CorporateMonkey: Being treated to our own private fireworks show on the beach about 300 feet from...

Jun 30th

Dear Liza, a hole: Here I am. (via Photos from...

Jun 30th

Dear Liza, a hole

Dear Liza, a hole Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey Here I am.

Jun 30th

CorporateMonkey: O.M.G. This hotel is fabulous. When I die, sprinkle me in the fountains. (via...

Jun 30th

CorporateMonkey: Flight 807 to Fort Lauderdale… here we go! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 30th

CorporateMonkey: Just caught a whif of sunscreen as I’m squeezing it into TSA approved 2oz....

Jun 28th

CNN cares about the rising death rate of...

Jun 28th

CorporateMonkey: In DC, you can make $8/hr as a paid protester, to be REALLY PASSIONATE about...

Jun 27th

blargh

I’m pretty much tired of other people’s incompetance @ work making my day more...

Jun 26th

CorporateMonkey: Somebody’s having the worst day ever. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 26th

CorporateMonkey: Back in DC rush hour traffic. Oh how sweet it is NOT. (via Twitter /...

Jun 26th

sniggleupkinsworthbottom: gnomes have strange names. (via...

Jun 24th

body movin’ (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 24th

now with 30% more air conditioning! (via Photos from...

Jun 24th

face smash: riley doesn’t so much like this. maybe...

Jun 24th

guard kitty (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 24th

CorporateMonkey: I’m buying baby clothes. I must be stopped. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 23rd

Note to self:: Mister Pants does not like being dressed up...

Jun 23rd

CorporateMonkey: @ fierceflawless: oh HELL NO. You need to start carrying a brick in your purse....

Jun 22nd

CorporateMonkey: @ the puppy park with senor pantelones. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 22nd

CorporateMonkey: my *new favorite caterer* just brought me a whole TRAY of macaroons…...

Jun 22nd

press kit: this looks (to me) like one of the photos that...

Jun 22nd

pause (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 22nd

cross examine (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 22nd

what ‘chu lookin at?: Durwood was begging me not to...

Jun 22nd

waiting wishing (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 22nd

fruity (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 22nd

CorporateMonkey: BP: 121/77 Temp: 97.7 I wonder if the doc will appreciate that I wore my...

Jun 21st

CorporateMonkey: here’s an interesting fact: when i get mad, i type three times as fast. how...

Jun 20th

Buy Me That Useless Piece of Plastic!

Jun 20th

CorporateMonkey: trying to decide whether or not to take another vacation alone… said i...

Jun 20th

CorporateMonkey: I act like I’m surprised, but really I’m not. (via Twitter /...

Jun 20th

CorporateMonkey: I wonder if my elevated road rage has anything to do with my lack of a car...

Jun 19th

CorporateMonkey: Afraid my travel coffee cup will reveal it’s contents to be Kool-Aid Fruit...

Jun 19th

CorporateMonkey: I’m launching a phone assault on my sister. I’m calling her everyday...

Jun 18th

NOISE

I AM VERY SHOUTY TODAY BECAUSE I WANNA GO ON VACATION FOR JULY 4TH AND I HAVE NO ONE TO GO WITH...

Jun 18th

Tires or Testicles (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Jun 18th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: earlier this week I got a party invitation in the mail that read....

Jun 16th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: ahahahaa! I just read that! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 16th

CorporateMonkey: Who’s the master of estate sales? I AM!! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 16th

a little light reading

So. What kind of reading material do YOU take with you to get a mani-pedi? I took my parents’...

Jun 15th

CorporateMonkey: @ fierceflawless: Your couch is comfy!! I tested it out- in Ikea, that is. (via...

Jun 15th

AND THIS CAUSE IS ENDED

AND THIS CAUSE IS ENDED Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey From my parents’ divorce...

Jun 15th

CorporateMonkey: Emptying my Dad’s safe deposit box. This is soooo creepy and weird. (via...

Jun 15th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: Ditto for me! What is with today?? (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 15th

CorporateMonkey: I work for a company where everyone CC’s everyone else on EVERYTHING to cover...

Jun 14th

CorporateMonkey: I have really got to get over this habit of constantly trying to make other people...

Jun 14th

“Anyone can make the simple complicated. Creativity is making...”
— Charles Mingus

Jun 14th

Peach Food!

Peach Food! Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey More peaches than cereal (which is Kashi...

Jun 14th

circle of commerce

So, after paying my largest credit card bill EVER, I’ve decided that I need a new computer....

Jun 13th

CorporateMonkey: @ fierceflawless: I can’t help it- even the Tmobile techs are jealous. Sk3...

Jun 13th

CorporateMonkey: 6 of the interns have the pink Razr phone… in 9 months, I’ve never seen...

Jun 13th

LL Bean Land: Clothing Retailer Wants Theme...

Jun 13th

CorporateMonkey: I will probably never get over 99.1 changing format and becoming a Spanish station....

Jun 12th

CorporateMonkey: Did I just buy a diaper bag? Really? (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 12th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: GREAT movie! Deffinitely buying when it comes out on DVD. (via Twitter /...

Jun 11th

Office Romance

Robert/... u there?
Shannon/... yeah
Shannon/... wassup
Robert/... where are you ordering from for tomorrow
Shannon/... i figured that's what this was about
Shannon/... *sigh*
Shannon/... it's always the same thing with us Rob...
Shannon/... how do you want the room set
Robert/... hahaha
Shannon/... where are you ordering breakfast from
Robert/... you love me
Shannon/... how many hubs do you need
Shannon/... i just feel like we've fallen into a routine, dear
Robert/... I'm sorry, I will start whispering sweet nothings into your ear once again
Shannon/... ya know, you don't always have to depend on ME to pick the caterer
Shannon/... you could say, "Oh- I hear Dutch Mill does a lovely meatball sub..."
Shannon/... Sounds divine! I'll order from Dutch Mill!
Shannon/... see how that works?
Shannon/... I just need you to be an active participant Rob, if you ever want this to work. ok?
Shannon/... ...
Shannon/... the silent treatment?
Shannon/... typical.
Shannon/... ...
Shannon/... ...
Shannon/... ...
Robert/... I just like you to anticipate
Robert/... and wonder
Shannon/... OH.
Shannon/... oh.
Shannon/... i see.
Shannon/... come crawwwwwling back, have you?

Jun 11th

NEWSFLASH: Rage Ahead

If I don’t get a 30 foot CAT-5 ethernet cable within the next 5 minutes, someone’s...

Jun 11th

CorporateMonkey: Just heard one of the interns I’m currently overseeing that he used to live @...

Jun 11th

“When I say, “I miss you,” what I mean is,...”
— me.

Jun 11th

Ouroboros: eternity and the soul of the world. (via Photos...

Jun 11th

i finally left the piercing community. i just couldn’t stop myself from telling them to pour...

Jun 11th

CorporateMonkey: I’m fairly certain that I am 1 of 5 people I know who may actually be...

Jun 10th

CorporateMonkey: Just now leaving work. Guess how happy I am about that… (via Twitter /...

Jun 10th

CorporateMonkey: Fun Fact: They turn off the a/c in my office on the weekends. I am going to die...

Jun 10th

CorporateMonkey: Wanting to complain about having to go to work on a Sunday, but hey- at least I...

Jun 10th

Tasty Tasty Grover

Tasty Tasty Grover Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey Mr Pants will eat your face, but can...

Jun 10th

CorporateMonkey: I hate being alone all the time. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 10th

CorporateMonkey: This heat is ridiculous. We’re having popcicles for dinner. (via Twitter /...

Jun 8th

The thumbs up is for scale… not quality. (via Photos...

Jun 8th

CorporateMonkey: I just submitted a time sheet for 68.5 hrs. I see a massage, pedicure, facial, and...

Jun 8th

Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail-...

Jun 8th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: so tired! On the final day of managing a week-long 400 participant...

Jun 8th

CorporateMonkey: @ vasta: if you’re still sick/congested, get some of those flight earplugs @...

Jun 8th

oi

WOW. You miss a lot only reading lj on a sidekick. Sometimes I wish that everytime I refresh, it...

Jun 8th

too much too soon

I’m having buyer’s remorse, and I’m still standing @ the register. This is a...

Jun 7th

CorporateMonkey: Times like these call for Bloomingdales. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Jun 7th

exodus: The more I look at the photos from my London trip,...

Jun 7th

CorporateMonkey: My left arm’s been hurting for about 6hrs. This is like, the longest/slowest...

Jun 7th

I'll Tumblr for ya

In case anyone is curious as to what I’ve been doing on the internet lately (as I’ve...

Jun 6th

Midsummer Light by Tord Boontje

Jun 6th

Make it work!

Jun 6th

CorporateMonkey: Sometimes you just need to take you clothes off and lay down in your hotel room for...

Jun 6th

The Design Within Reach Airstream Trailer

Jun 6th

CorporateMonkey: My dad just sent me his first text message EVER. I’m so proud! (via Twitter /...

Jun 6th

CorporateMonkey: Tumblr is growing on me. Damn you Vasta, DAMN YOUUUUUUU! (via Twitter /...

Jun 5th

King's BBQ Sandwich Pack

Jun 5th

CorporateMonkey: OMG. Someone actually just offered to PAY ME for some of my photography work!...

Jun 5th

Coming up Roses

Jun 5th

I get to go to Philadelphia in July! Yay! Also, woo for testing out email posting to Tumblr.

Jun 5th

CorporateMonkey: I will probably never understand pointy toed sheos. Like, never. Just trying them...

Jun 5th

Cheadle acts to stop Darfur genocide -...

Jun 4th

CorporateMonkey: Someone just told me that I look like Kelly Clarkson. I don’t see it. (via...

Jun 3rd