Monkey Bites

CorporateMonkey: Fine time for my free wireless connection to go down… :( (via Twitter /...

Sep 30th

CorporateMonkey: I just spent the whole afternoon being sad over not getting a response from a text...

Sep 29th

CorporateMonkey: Off to do a little work, then try to get my hands on some plastic 14g piercing...

Sep 29th

Nice Rack: Sooooooo many good shots came from Sunday- once I...

Sep 28th

Doc (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Bashful (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Sneezy (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Power Alley (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Field Time (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Lawn Seats (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Tee Ball (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Say What? (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Keepin’ it Gangsta (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Fresh Squeeze (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

big and little (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

The Gates (west coast) (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Burst (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 28th

Crash/Burn

I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to seeing Cavemen get cancelled in its...

Sep 27th

vroooooom

dude. i so feel like i’m running out of time. just in general. all of the sudden everything is...

Sep 26th

CorporateMonkey: Tropical Mike & Ike’s are not breakfast. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 26th

CorporateMonkey: crying in airports is so cliché. I suppose that means I am too. (via Twitter /...

Sep 25th

CorporateMonkey: I am right now having an incredible urge for a cigarette. Most likely because...

Sep 22nd

shake it cali

I’m on my way to my 1st live Rocky Horror show, wearing my pop-goth best; black pleated...

Sep 22nd

CorporateMonkey: I think I turned into an OCD yuppie when I wasn’t paying attention. (via...

Sep 21st

CorporateMonkey: Seems I forgot to mention that I have now relocated to San Diego for a few days....

Sep 20th

(airport) haiku thursday

United Airlines… More efficient than Southwest? Alas, we know not. Of this I am sure, Unclear...

Sep 20th

HAHA

the Mac store in Tysons has blocked MySpace, but not lj. now why could that be? also, i bought one...

Sep 19th

because I said so

There need to be more nail salons in airports, because I am not going to have time for a pedicure...

Sep 19th

not that fucking crafty

Though not something I plan on making any time soon, this is my new favorite knitting pattern, if...

Sep 17th

i want to live here (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

sdc (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

WHO’S HOUSE? (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

cherry bomb (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

honey child (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

fishies (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

more fishies (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

bloom (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

bud (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

govern yourself (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

PUT STUFF BACK (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

peppers (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

jade (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

iovine’s (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

limey (via Photos from corporatemonkey)

Sep 17th

my sexy new blister

my sexy new blister Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey I was going to try and get a...

Sep 17th

my sexy new blister: …if by sexy, you mean...

Sep 17th

Emmy Notes

-Family Guy opening number: nicely done. Thank goodness the singing Seacrest rumors were false....

Sep 17th

CorporateMonkey: Watching the Emmy’s on delay: I just noticed Kanye West over a...

Sep 16th

woohaa

HALLELUJA! (or however you spell it) It’s hoodie weather again! See- this is why I cannot move...

Sep 15th

CorporateMonkey: HAIRCUT TIME. (To be immediately followed by CUPCAKE TIME.) (via Twitter /...

Sep 15th

CorporateMonkey: Today is officially the worst day EVER to try and get into DC. (via Twitter /...

Sep 15th

:(

I think that watching the HBO documentary Shelter Dogs is upsetting Riley as much as it is me. His...

Sep 13th

CorporateMonkey: I am so over sneezing. If I never sneezed another day in life, I’d be a happy...

Sep 13th

CorporateMonkey: The term ‘mobius strip’ has been used by others to describe something...

Sep 13th

CorporateMonkey: drinking orange coffee. it looks like a curry. i think perhaps a venti was a bit...

Sep 13th

it's Fall y'all

Imagine my glee when I ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning @ Starbucks. G’head. Imagine...

Sep 13th

workity work work

The last few days have been rather disappointing, despite having taken the day off yesterday. Maybe...

Sep 12th

CorporateMonkey: I’m falling out of love with everything. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 11th

I wish I hadn’t agreed to let Riley have a sleepover @ mom’s house tonight for...

Sep 10th

CorporateMonkey: I love how people finally get around to returning my phonecalls when they WANT...

Sep 10th

CorporateMonkey: Resisting the urge to knit in traffic. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 10th

egads

*insert sexual frustration here* There are just some people you are always gonna have a crush on. ...

Sep 10th

CorporateMonkey: omg. There’s a mouse in the lobby. Not I can’t sleep. (via Twitter /...

Sep 10th

CorporateMonkey: That. Was. Awful. (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 9th

CorporateMonkey: Ok, how many of you are watching the VMA’s tonight? (via Twitter /...

Sep 9th

CorporateMonkey: All I really wanna do tonight is practice my knitting and watch ‘Flight of...

Sep 8th

so fresh and so

Anybody here ever try that lemonade/chayanne pepper/maple syrup diet/cleanse thing? Cause I’m...

Sep 8th

CorporateMonkey: Wow. No one in my buddylist is on AIM. That’s a first. (via Twitter /...

Sep 6th

CorporateMonkey: 14 days from now, I’ll be in California. woah. (via Twitter /...

Sep 6th

poacher: just when i said i was done with picture a...

Sep 5th

rendering: tonight i poached a chicken and made more peach...

Sep 5th

poacher

poacher Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey just when i said i was done with picture a...

Sep 5th

CorporateMonkey: Wish I could get downtown to check out the movie shooting in southeast, involving...

Sep 5th

CorporateMonkey: a video nano? so i’ll soon be going blind as well as deaf. (via Twitter /...

Sep 5th

CorporateMonkey: anyone else watching the liveblogging of today’s announcement @ Apple?...

Sep 5th

eat like a kindergartener

Day 6 Originally uploaded by mslil65 i came across this photo set completely by accident, but...

Sep 5th

reach

tree of life Originally uploaded by corporatemonkey picture a day seems to have dropped off just...

Sep 5th

CorporateMonkey: People I went to school with keep popping up on reality tv- including David, who is...

Sep 4th

CorporateMonkey: I’m completely ready for this month to be over. (via Twitter /...

Sep 4th

CorporateMonkey: I (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 4th

and again

i meant to go to bed @ 10:30. instead, here i am- using the ‘real’ internet for the...

Sep 3rd

CorporateMonkey: HOME! Now to unpack the car. eep! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 3rd

CorporateMonkey: OMG ARE WE THERE YET WHY NOT?! (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 3rd

CorporateMonkey: I wish I could pay someone to drive my car the rest of the way home while I sleep....

Sep 3rd

CorporateMonkey: 230mi to go. Perhaps I should get some gas… (via Twitter / CorporateMonkey)

Sep 3rd

CorporateMonkey: It is one thing to be flirted with. It is quite another to be propositioned and...

Sep 2nd

last one

Ok. Going to sleep (finally). But I wish I could sleep on the beach, in the sand. It’s so cool...

Sep 2nd

the land that time forgot

The last 2 places I’ve gone for dinner have been rocking 80’s music you didn’t...

Sep 1st

CorporateMonkey: Wow. Nothing better than being ignored by the hostess, then asked why I’m...

Sep 1st

CorporateMonkey: Every five seconds I want something different than what I’ve got. (via...

Sep 1st