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December 86

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Good hair days like today make me think maybe I don’t even need a haircut.

puppet: i made the ties a bit longer so it could be in a bow...

rear view: that nape shaping is so easy, but really cute. my...

poser: awwww… cute little bonnet.

stitch detail: i’ve become a right decent knitter, if...

Toasted Coconut: Ice cream on Clarendon Day. I totally...

Ominous: Big grey clouds over Arlington. Yikes.

Ikea Fabrics: Seen while helping Kim pick her drape system.

just what we needed: that’s a single slice of...

violet: purchased from Folktale Fibers @ Crafty Bastards...

violet: purchased from Folktale Fibers @ Crafty Bastards...

violet: purchased from Folktale Fibers @ Crafty Bastards...

violet: purchased from Folktale Fibers @ Crafty Bastards...

violet: purchased from Folktale Fibers @ Crafty Bastards...

small change: purchased @ Crafty Bastards Arts Fair in Adams...

moustache: not sure how this one got left out of the...

Last night’s approximate alcohol intake = WAY TOO MUCH. I call it “Vegas prep”.

I am riding in a Camry with SEVEN CHAIRS. Kim and I win at life. And Ikea tetris.

Mmmmmm… frickles.

If I thought airing my grievances in public would help, y’all would be getting an earful.

Well damn. I guess I needed that 3 hour nap.

Stuffing care packages @ the USO Ft Belvoir while John Mayer’s “Waiting for the World to...

Versace: I wan to buy this and wear it all over Vegas...

Buying tons of silver bangles to go with my Vegas dress, as instructed by my fashion guru Ayana.

they call them weeds

the first catfish in the boat!

mike hates catfish

OMG. 10 days till Vegas! I’m polling my girls about my dress selection tonight @ our knitting...

Stayed late @ the gym flirtin’ with my trainer. Turns out the occasional car accident can come...

A guy @ work made me a mix CD with no less than 10 songs (of 18) that I actually really wanted to...

Just got rear ended on 95 South. 3 car accident. BEAUTIFUL.

Taking my short-term memory loss and going off the grid for the rest of the night out in King...

yes we can: i bet he does taste like peppermints.

Nuts for Obama: is this the kind of stuff that will be...

raving rabbid squash: the squash i picked up was missing...

more roast veggies: oh right- and eggplant.

roasted fall vegetables: summer squash, butternut squash,...

Fall Feast: roasted vegetables (most from my CSA share) and...

ayana fit: probably head-butting a giant panda head.

You're a Palin too!

greenie: Wednesday night was “Halfway to St...

Just won concert tickets ON THE RADIO! Caller 18 FTW! It’s been a good night.

Because one day a year isn’t enough, we’re celebrating “Halfway to St...

Haha… I remember when I thought LL Cool J’s ‘Loungin’ was all romantical. Oh...

Just spent the entire second half of the Dallas/Eagles game on the treadmill- and it TOTALLY WORKED....

somebody watch the door: Photo meme! Take a picture of...

Tonight’s triumph of the Cowboys over the Eagles made...

It would be super awesome if all the mosquitos in my garage would DIE ALREADY.

I don’t usually take fashion tips from Lil’ Wayne, but he is really making me want some...

doom.: My laptop has shit the bed about 3 times today. This...

Well, this weekend won’t be hard to top.

Some things just shouldn’t be sent in a text message.

Tonight’s fortune: “You will make change for the better.”

Gathered Together

Tmobile’s customer service seems to respond quicker when you tell them that you’re 5...

Can’t wait till Dubya’s term is over and all these Texas license plates GO HOME.

teal?

you are teal #008080 Your dominant hues are green and blue. You’re smart and you know it, and...

Into the Woods

The world is an imperfect place. Screws fall out all the time.

I love when Tmobile decides I’ve been holding onto the past for too long and deletes all my...

Hearing an 10yo sing Usher’s “Love in This Club” to the radio playing in the party...

no such thing as annonimity: Riley is once again accosted by...

rough seas: high tide took over the beach, sweeping right up...

flood of cute: if you’re thinking that this is pretty...

announcing his candidacy: “I’m Riley Pants, and...

narm narm: Riley thinks you would taste good with some fava...

I think I’m being tailgated by Isiah Washington. I mean, he hasn’t got anything better...

I misread a sign for gas and cost myself about 20 minutes. d’oh.

On the road headed back to Va, and pretty sad about it. 7hrs to go… to Bojangles, or not to...

The rest of the night is reserved for packing. UGH.

Headed out for my last dip in the ocean. I’ll try to stay out of the rip-tide.

I have exactly 20hrs to meet and marry a wealthy benefactor to keep from having to go home.

Watching NKOTB on the View. Elizabeth is apparently a HUGE fangirl. This is so weird. I wonder how...

dinner: a whole fried flounder. ick.

hey you: i think this turtle was trying to communicate his...

one year: a year old loggerhead

flash: impossible to get a clear shot.

3 weeks old: baby loggerheads found on the coast of...

blueberry: moon jellies

Racing the sun home…

We have now reached the frinking portion of the evening. That is… IF I canget this cork out....

The sun and salt seem to be turning my hair red.

Being a helpful daughter and replacing he padlock on our storage locker. I hope my old boogie board...

Headed out for a bike ride to Fort Macon Ntl. Park, covered in SPF 50. Let’s hope it’s...