they don't like that
Kim: i bought the world's cheapest moisturizer, and damned if it isn't awesome on my skin
rite-aid dry skin cream
the fuck, i could have been spending $5 this whole time.
me: lol
I got Clinique's Dramatically Different Moisturinzing GEL
the gel is the key
for my oily oily french fry face
Kim: heh
gel is great
but in the winter i need like, butter on my skin
me: I can definitely tell a difference in winter. After I wash my face it gets all tight
annoying!
i need some sort of pore vacuum
Kim: i read an article recently about oil cleaning
basically you mix camphor oil with like, olive oil or something and massage your face with it
apparently it pulls out all the dirt and shit
i'm going to need to do a lot more research before i commit to rubbing more oil into my face
me: yeah, that's pretty much how I feel about it
without the research driven part
I just.... don't know about rubbing MORE oil into my face
It feels like a trick
like when Cosmo said to put ice cubes in your mouth before giving a guy a bj
Kim: HAHAHA
yeah, they don't like that
me: that's how you get kicked in the face
I want a refund, COSMO
...
me: (I feel I should let you know I'm blogging this convo)
Kim: okay, add the part where i am also considering slathering apple cider vinegar on my face.
and take out the spelling errors
me: hahahahaa
